I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating with Pert Plus. As I was belting out the chorus to my favorite song from 'Funny Girl, ' 'Oh my man, I love him so, he'll never know...' it hit me. Ross Mathews
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  2. Like other women who sought equality, the amount of trouble I cause is inversely proportional to my physical size.

  3. I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.

  4. The beauty of standing up for your rights is others will see you standing and stand up as well.

  5. Be the slaughterhouse for sacred cows.

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